Reading City of Fallen Angels…

EXPECTATIONS:

REALITY:


Bloodlines quotes (Part 1)

Alec wins! xDDD

What I’d do:

insurgentdevices:

At the City of Bones premiere:

  1. Wear a black jacket (caz you don’t have to be a shadowhunter to look this good) zipped up
  2. Enjoy the awesomeness it’s sure to be
  3. When movie is over: watch the non-readers freak out about Clace being siblings
  4. Casually rise and turn to face the theatre
  5. Unzip jacket to reveal special shirt  
  6. Watch non-readers become confused and frustrated
  7. Enjoy maniacal evil genius inner laugh
  8. Calmly walk out like a spoiler boss 

“Who’s Magnus?” Max inquired.
“He’s a warlock,” said Alec.
“A sexy, sexy warlock,” Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec’s look of total fury.